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kelly_girl ([personal profile] kelly_girl) wrote2010-08-12 01:06 am

Wait, rewind. Question about a previous White Collar ep, plus Dark Blue babble

Quick giggle about tonite's Dark Blue. Carter is really really hot when super pissed. His shotgun is too. He and his penis shotgun can come visit me anytime.

His "I should fire your skinny ass!" will have me giggling for days and imagining much Carter/Dean hate sex. If you can't fuck the one you love, hate the one you fuck. Or something. Is Jaimie still sleeping with Dean or not? She doesn't bug as much this season but she still bugs.

Cylon 6 or whatever her name is on here is ehhhh, that look Dean gave her last week when she ordered him to do something and he pointedly looked at Carter and waited. Oh Dean, I really want backstory on why you are so rabidly loyal to Carter. I'd ask for this backstory to include sex and angst but I don't think Santa's that generous.

So the previous ep when Peter was all I'll give one of you this shiny FBI Pen!, that was totally a euphimism for his penis, right? I mean, he knew Neal would win and Neal was really all "I WANT THAT PEN(IS)!' I didn't catch it at first but someone had a screen cap of Peter holding the pen of enticement. *Hits my slash goggles* There that's better.

[identity profile] jendeana.livejournal.com 2010-08-12 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally agree with you on Carter and the whole Carter/Dean needs backstory.

See I totally caught the whole pen thing on the rewatch but not so much the first round. lol

[identity profile] kelly-girl.livejournal.com 2010-08-15 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone had a clip of Peter holding the Pen and it dawned on me,the symbolism of it. My slashdar is apparently malfunctioning. I blame Neal's white hot prettyness.
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[identity profile] kelly-girl.livejournal.com 2010-08-15 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
DB is pretty good though I will admit it's the pretty people and their angst that keep me coming back.

#2- You're right!