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[kelly_girl]

AM BORED.

WORK AT YOYODYNE IS INCREDIBLY SLOW.

AM CONSIDERING CREATING SKYNET TO RELIEVE BOREDOM.

WILL MAKE A TERMINATOR THAT LOOKS LIKE ADRIAN PASDAR.

Comments

[agentotter.livejournal.com]

I'm so ADD at work these days that I'm getting nothing done. NOTHING. And I have to come in tomorrow and do overtime too and I'm freaking tired and deadlines SUCK.

[agentotter.livejournal.com]

(Also, will I be able to custom-order my Terminator? I think I could get behind a Skynet that supplies me with my own personal Jeffrey Dean Morgan.)

[kelly-girl.livejournal.com]

Apparently my mind is like molasses because that is the first terminator that should be made. And the JDM model will come with all kinds of extras.

*Pauses*

Apparently I want a sex doll and not something that wants to kill me or save me from being killed.

Awesome.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I approve of the Adiran Pasdar plan.

[kelly-girl.livejournal.com]

THE PLAN HAS CHANGED. INSTEAD OF TERMINATORS THEY WILL BE SEXBOTS.

ORDER YOURS NOW AND GET A CHRISTIAN KANE MODEL FOR HALF PRICE.

[blueraccoon.livejournal.com]

sandersyager and I want to know if there will be a matching Milo and Adrian set, with a bonus Natalie.

[sandersyager.livejournal.com]

I'd like to place an advance order for the Dom/Brian set with car accessories. Thanks.

[fabrisse.livejournal.com]

Yes. I think YoYoDyne should build Terminators that look like Adrian Pasdar.

I know that you will help with all the possible intimate measurements necessary.

Or did I mean "intricate measurements?" *G* Either way, I'm sure you're ready and willing to be immensely helpful.

Put me down for a CK model, too.

[allyndra.livejournal.com]

Dude, isn't Yoyodyne full of evil Lectroids from the 8th Dimension? You'd think that would be interesting.

[vampirefan.livejournal.com]

omg. i totally want a bunch of sexbots terminators but i don't have a lot of money!! do you take payment plans?

if so, i'd like to start out with jensen ackles and jared padalecki models, followed by aldis hodge, orlando bloom, sean maher and keanu reeves. i know there are more but i just wanted to get my inital order in!

[froodle]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with that plan. 9 out of 20 scientists agree that a sexy Terminator Pasbot will make the world at least 60% more wonderful.