Flotsam and Jetsam

To the two people I owe ficlets to, they are on the way. Do not despair or report me to the ficlet police.

I had a dream Kris from AI came out of the closet and then did a duet on stage with Elton John. Um, I have never watched AI in my life.

I barely know how the pocket idol even looks. I blame my dream on my chat friends who are evil and a certain author that made me, no no forced me! to read her AI fic by including zombies. Seriously include zombies or hookers (but not zombie hookers, though how would that work?) in your fic and I'm hooked.

I just finished re-reading a Rodney/John story that omg, it's long and good and then just starts getting ridiculously crazed but it remains good and it's like the very best crack and man. I love it like whoa. It's got heart which makes me forgive a lot.

Torchwood COE-( spoilers )

Dark Blue-Eh, it's okay so far. I will continue to watch in part because it comes on right after Leverage and I am still high off my team love. Dean on DB is angsty and sort of hot. I can't decide if he's hot or looks like a weasel about the head. Maybe a hot weasel?

Leverage- We need more Eliot shirtless stat! Or shirtless Eliot teaching shirtless Alec how to fight.

Burn Notice- Loving it!

Royal Pains- More shirtless Boris but I'm loving it too.


ETA: FAST AND FURIOUS ON DVD TOMORROW BEBES!!!! CAR PORN, GUYS BEING REUNITED PORN, I WILL SAVE YOUR ASS BECAUSE IT'S MINE PORN!