If Kitt shows up, this will be the best movie ever

Right now I'm watching 'Anaconda 3' on Sci Fi. It stars David Hasselhoff and i'm watching it so I can see him get eaten by a giant snake. I don't know if it actually happens but i'm hoping it does. Why have hasselhoff in the movie if he's not going to be snake kibble at some point?

Five minutes into the movie and it's already bullets and cigars and giant growling cgi snakes.

*IN CHEESE HEAVEN*