So how's your night going?

My brain: There are twinkies in the cabinet. Let's eat one.

Me: We already did. What else do we have to snack on?

My brain: Twinkies.

Me: No

My brain: I don't know if you know this but we have twinkies.

Me: We already had some.

My brain: We should eat more.

Me: No, no more. We'll be sick.

My brain: Know what prevents sickness? Twinkies.

Me: Shut it. You're supposed to be thinking about nathan and peter anyway.

My brain: Nathan and Peter are eating twinkies. The end.

Me: You suck.